Tea and Giggles

WHEN A GUY DOESN’T GET THE MESSAGE I’M NOT INTERESTED

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME TO SLOW DOWN MY DRINKING

i’m like

When my friend suggests we get wasted off Skinny Girl Margarita tonight

whatshouldbetchescallme:

WHEN I AM FORCED TO PREGAME WITH PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

WHEN MY FRIEND AND HER BF ARE ON OFF CONSTANTLY

I’M LIKE

WHEN I ADMITTED TO MY MOM I SMOKED WEED WHEN I WAS ON MORPHINE

WHEN I GOT MORPHINE FOR MY FOOD POISONING

I WAS LIKE

WHEN MY FRIEND STARTS COMPLIMENTING ME EXCESSIVELY

MEETING MY FRIENDS BF “BROS”

WHEN A GUY BUYS ME DRINKS ALL NIGHT IN THE HOPE WE WILL HAVE SEX

ATTHE END OF THE NIGHT I’M LIKE